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PTIJ: Why do we make a Lulav holder?



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The Gemara says:




אין עושין מצות חבילות חבילות



One does not make mitzvot into bundles.




But I've seen lots of people do just that: They put the four species into a bundle.



ואם תומר, and if you'll say:



The issue is making a Mitzva into a bundle, not putting the Mitzvah into a bundle.



You can't say that since the bundle is made from Lulav leaves. So we quite literally made a Mitzvah into a bundle.



Oh, and there are some who only make a bundle out of the Lulav, without even making a basket.



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That should definitely be an issue.





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  • @DoubleAA Ummm... You think that this is a real question?

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    If I removed the disclaimer, would you be able to tell it wasn't?

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  • Yes because he is making a pun of חבילות חבילות @DoubleAA

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    @DoubleAA From the way that he addresses the serious question, answering it by posing the ridiculous Purim Torah interpretation (turning the lulav into a bundle), it's clear he means it as PTIJ. Consider judaism.meta.stackexchange.com/a/1990, whose guidelines the OP is definitely following.

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4















The Gemara says:




אין עושין מצות חבילות חבילות



One does not make mitzvot into bundles.




But I've seen lots of people do just that: They put the four species into a bundle.



ואם תומר, and if you'll say:



The issue is making a Mitzva into a bundle, not putting the Mitzvah into a bundle.



You can't say that since the bundle is made from Lulav leaves. So we quite literally made a Mitzvah into a bundle.



Oh, and there are some who only make a bundle out of the Lulav, without even making a basket.



enter image description here



That should definitely be an issue.





This question is Purim Torah and is not intended to be taken completely seriously. See the Purim Torah policy.










share|improve this question























  • VTC as not Purim Torah

    – Double AA
    6 hours ago











  • @DoubleAA Ummm... You think that this is a real question?

    – Leitz
    6 hours ago






  • 2





    If I removed the disclaimer, would you be able to tell it wasn't?

    – Double AA
    6 hours ago













  • Yes because he is making a pun of חבילות חבילות @DoubleAA

    – Dr. Shmuel
    6 hours ago






  • 1





    @DoubleAA From the way that he addresses the serious question, answering it by posing the ridiculous Purim Torah interpretation (turning the lulav into a bundle), it's clear he means it as PTIJ. Consider judaism.meta.stackexchange.com/a/1990, whose guidelines the OP is definitely following.

    – DonielF
    5 hours ago














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The Gemara says:




אין עושין מצות חבילות חבילות



One does not make mitzvot into bundles.




But I've seen lots of people do just that: They put the four species into a bundle.



ואם תומר, and if you'll say:



The issue is making a Mitzva into a bundle, not putting the Mitzvah into a bundle.



You can't say that since the bundle is made from Lulav leaves. So we quite literally made a Mitzvah into a bundle.



Oh, and there are some who only make a bundle out of the Lulav, without even making a basket.



enter image description here



That should definitely be an issue.





This question is Purim Torah and is not intended to be taken completely seriously. See the Purim Torah policy.










share|improve this question














The Gemara says:




אין עושין מצות חבילות חבילות



One does not make mitzvot into bundles.




But I've seen lots of people do just that: They put the four species into a bundle.



ואם תומר, and if you'll say:



The issue is making a Mitzva into a bundle, not putting the Mitzvah into a bundle.



You can't say that since the bundle is made from Lulav leaves. So we quite literally made a Mitzvah into a bundle.



Oh, and there are some who only make a bundle out of the Lulav, without even making a basket.



enter image description here



That should definitely be an issue.





This question is Purim Torah and is not intended to be taken completely seriously. See the Purim Torah policy.







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  • VTC as not Purim Torah

    – Double AA
    6 hours ago











  • @DoubleAA Ummm... You think that this is a real question?

    – Leitz
    6 hours ago






  • 2





    If I removed the disclaimer, would you be able to tell it wasn't?

    – Double AA
    6 hours ago













  • Yes because he is making a pun of חבילות חבילות @DoubleAA

    – Dr. Shmuel
    6 hours ago






  • 1





    @DoubleAA From the way that he addresses the serious question, answering it by posing the ridiculous Purim Torah interpretation (turning the lulav into a bundle), it's clear he means it as PTIJ. Consider judaism.meta.stackexchange.com/a/1990, whose guidelines the OP is definitely following.

    – DonielF
    5 hours ago



















  • VTC as not Purim Torah

    – Double AA
    6 hours ago











  • @DoubleAA Ummm... You think that this is a real question?

    – Leitz
    6 hours ago






  • 2





    If I removed the disclaimer, would you be able to tell it wasn't?

    – Double AA
    6 hours ago













  • Yes because he is making a pun of חבילות חבילות @DoubleAA

    – Dr. Shmuel
    6 hours ago






  • 1





    @DoubleAA From the way that he addresses the serious question, answering it by posing the ridiculous Purim Torah interpretation (turning the lulav into a bundle), it's clear he means it as PTIJ. Consider judaism.meta.stackexchange.com/a/1990, whose guidelines the OP is definitely following.

    – DonielF
    5 hours ago

















VTC as not Purim Torah

– Double AA
6 hours ago





VTC as not Purim Torah

– Double AA
6 hours ago













@DoubleAA Ummm... You think that this is a real question?

– Leitz
6 hours ago





@DoubleAA Ummm... You think that this is a real question?

– Leitz
6 hours ago




2




2





If I removed the disclaimer, would you be able to tell it wasn't?

– Double AA
6 hours ago







If I removed the disclaimer, would you be able to tell it wasn't?

– Double AA
6 hours ago















Yes because he is making a pun of חבילות חבילות @DoubleAA

– Dr. Shmuel
6 hours ago





Yes because he is making a pun of חבילות חבילות @DoubleAA

– Dr. Shmuel
6 hours ago




1




1





@DoubleAA From the way that he addresses the serious question, answering it by posing the ridiculous Purim Torah interpretation (turning the lulav into a bundle), it's clear he means it as PTIJ. Consider judaism.meta.stackexchange.com/a/1990, whose guidelines the OP is definitely following.

– DonielF
5 hours ago





@DoubleAA From the way that he addresses the serious question, answering it by posing the ridiculous Purim Torah interpretation (turning the lulav into a bundle), it's clear he means it as PTIJ. Consider judaism.meta.stackexchange.com/a/1990, whose guidelines the OP is definitely following.

– DonielF
5 hours ago










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In Aramaic the word אין means yes. The PTIJ explanation of this is Yes we make Mitzvas into bundles.






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  • It also means if.

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the gemara didnt need to repeat the word חבילות must be אין מיעוט אחר מיעוט אלא לרבות and the gemara is teaching you that if you are bundling them many times it is mutar



so if you dont have a basket you are fine because you bundle it several times and the problem is only if you have one basket






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    The proper way to punctuate it is




    אין עושין מצוות חבילות - חבילות



    One should not make bundles of mitzvos into bundles




    So, taking just one mitzvah, like the lulav, and making it into a bundle is perfectly fine. If you were to take your whole lulav-bundle and wrap a lulav with that, using a bundle of mitzvos to bundle, that would be a problem.






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    • +1. in this case you are wrapping a bundle of mitzvos-daled minim- with a mitzvah-lulav leaf-

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    In Aramaic the word אין means yes. The PTIJ explanation of this is Yes we make Mitzvas into bundles.






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    • It also means if.

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    In Aramaic the word אין means yes. The PTIJ explanation of this is Yes we make Mitzvas into bundles.






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    • It also means if.

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    In Aramaic the word אין means yes. The PTIJ explanation of this is Yes we make Mitzvas into bundles.






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    In Aramaic the word אין means yes. The PTIJ explanation of this is Yes we make Mitzvas into bundles.







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    • It also means if.

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    • It also means if.

      – Dr. Shmuel
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    It also means if.

    – Dr. Shmuel
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    It also means if.

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    the gemara didnt need to repeat the word חבילות must be אין מיעוט אחר מיעוט אלא לרבות and the gemara is teaching you that if you are bundling them many times it is mutar



    so if you dont have a basket you are fine because you bundle it several times and the problem is only if you have one basket






    share|improve this answer




























      1














      the gemara didnt need to repeat the word חבילות must be אין מיעוט אחר מיעוט אלא לרבות and the gemara is teaching you that if you are bundling them many times it is mutar



      so if you dont have a basket you are fine because you bundle it several times and the problem is only if you have one basket






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        the gemara didnt need to repeat the word חבילות must be אין מיעוט אחר מיעוט אלא לרבות and the gemara is teaching you that if you are bundling them many times it is mutar



        so if you dont have a basket you are fine because you bundle it several times and the problem is only if you have one basket






        share|improve this answer













        the gemara didnt need to repeat the word חבילות must be אין מיעוט אחר מיעוט אלא לרבות and the gemara is teaching you that if you are bundling them many times it is mutar



        so if you dont have a basket you are fine because you bundle it several times and the problem is only if you have one basket







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            The proper way to punctuate it is




            אין עושין מצוות חבילות - חבילות



            One should not make bundles of mitzvos into bundles




            So, taking just one mitzvah, like the lulav, and making it into a bundle is perfectly fine. If you were to take your whole lulav-bundle and wrap a lulav with that, using a bundle of mitzvos to bundle, that would be a problem.






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            • +1. in this case you are wrapping a bundle of mitzvos-daled minim- with a mitzvah-lulav leaf-

              – Asher
              10 mins ago
















            1














            The proper way to punctuate it is




            אין עושין מצוות חבילות - חבילות



            One should not make bundles of mitzvos into bundles




            So, taking just one mitzvah, like the lulav, and making it into a bundle is perfectly fine. If you were to take your whole lulav-bundle and wrap a lulav with that, using a bundle of mitzvos to bundle, that would be a problem.






            share|improve this answer
























            • +1. in this case you are wrapping a bundle of mitzvos-daled minim- with a mitzvah-lulav leaf-

              – Asher
              10 mins ago














            1












            1








            1







            The proper way to punctuate it is




            אין עושין מצוות חבילות - חבילות



            One should not make bundles of mitzvos into bundles




            So, taking just one mitzvah, like the lulav, and making it into a bundle is perfectly fine. If you were to take your whole lulav-bundle and wrap a lulav with that, using a bundle of mitzvos to bundle, that would be a problem.






            share|improve this answer













            The proper way to punctuate it is




            אין עושין מצוות חבילות - חבילות



            One should not make bundles of mitzvos into bundles




            So, taking just one mitzvah, like the lulav, and making it into a bundle is perfectly fine. If you were to take your whole lulav-bundle and wrap a lulav with that, using a bundle of mitzvos to bundle, that would be a problem.







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            • +1. in this case you are wrapping a bundle of mitzvos-daled minim- with a mitzvah-lulav leaf-

              – Asher
              10 mins ago



















            • +1. in this case you are wrapping a bundle of mitzvos-daled minim- with a mitzvah-lulav leaf-

              – Asher
              10 mins ago

















            +1. in this case you are wrapping a bundle of mitzvos-daled minim- with a mitzvah-lulav leaf-

            – Asher
            10 mins ago





            +1. in this case you are wrapping a bundle of mitzvos-daled minim- with a mitzvah-lulav leaf-

            – Asher
            10 mins ago



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